Last Saturday both Mike and I had the day off work. We had hoped to lay around lazily or maybe do some window shopping after having worked our butts off all week long. I will just tell you now, it didn't happen. The story of that fateful day goes something like this......
Long, long ago in a far away land there lived as king and a queen who were very happy together. One day the king decided to get some new tires on his carriage. While the king was driving to Ye Old Tire Shop, disaster befell him and the driver seat to his carriage broke so that the back would not stay upright. The king swore out loud because he could not drive laying down and it was very uncomfortable to drive with no back to his seat. So after getting his new tires, the king and queen both headed out to visit the queen's father, the Car Wizard. The Car Wizard told the king and queen that they must search throughout the land for a new seat. After searching far and wide the king and queen finally found a seat in the Dungeon of Doom. The king would have to go into the Dungeon of Doom with the Car Wizard and brave the incredible sweltering heat. If he came out alive, he would be rewarded with the seat. The queen was taken hostage by the evil goblins who guarded the Dungeon of Doom while the king was trying to get the seat. Thankfully, the king and the Car Wizard returned victorious and rescued the queen. The king spent the rest of the day being trained in the ways of the Car Wizard so he could be wise enough to install the new seat in his carriage. The queen looked on at the king from her tower and morned the loss of a perfectly good day. The king finally completed his training and left the queen to go celebrate with his friends at the tavern. The End
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